"Hello, Larry Kingbot? This is Spencer in Milwaukee...""My diodes are flashing, and I've got a weird virus in my nether-sensors! Somebody just turned up the amplification on my motherboard, and now my suspenders are melting to my chassis. Spencer in Milwaukee, talk to me like you'd talk to a toaster on fire."
I've heard of answering machines, but this is ridiculous!
"Hello? Yeah, I'd like to know why -- SURPRISE MARTY FELDMANBOT IMPRESSION!"
It's comforting to know that even after Skynet takes over, PBS will still be doing their annual August pledge drive.
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