"Who's the astro-nut?"
"Yes I survived three minutes in outer space without a helmet and yes it's usually embarassing to make water in your pants in public. Next question?"
Cripes, they'll send any old clown with a bazillion bucks into space, these days.
Cosmo the Clown brags about getting two in the pink and two in the dark matter that makes up the majority of the universe. Then he apologizes, because that really isn't very funny at all. And then he slips on a banana peel.Hilarity ensues!
Budget cuts at NASA force astronauts to find work as children's party clowns. Thank God Walter Cronkite didn't live to see this.
"I am not a space crook!"
NASA finally comes clean on one of the unfortunate side effects of prolonged weightlessness.
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