My Least Favorite Martian
Now you can detect nearby Communists safely and discreetly.
Play with his knobs enough and his horizontal hold won't be the only thing adjusted!
"Can I get the Spice Channel on this thing?"
"She blinded me with pseudoscience!"
Another Top 40 hit for TV On The Radio!
"I see dead sitcoms."
"Tell me again, doctor.. how long must I wear these to get the procreative talents of a desert cottontail?"
Twenty-SIX things you can do with five-year-old Twinkies!
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