"Watch out, honey. The other one could drop any minute now."
"I just figured, Glenn Beck's a really big ass, so if I'm going to put my boot up it..."
"Mix up your Desenex and Miracle-Gro again, Steve?"
"Don't touch, Peewee!!! Man! That recombinant DNA keeps getting weirder. Those are your mother's choppers, Henry!"
"No, honey, the old lady and her kids moved out six months ago. I hear they're living in some Section 8 housing around Wilkes-Barre these days."
Yes dear it IS true what they say about men with big feet
For tourists who don't want to drive all the way to Minnesota to see the rest of Paul Bunyan.
"It's the one they used on Bernie Madoff."
Boy, I've seen towns get all geared up for George W. Bush but...
Ed Sullivan: "Really big shoe."
This is what gave Paul bunions.
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