"Clang cymbals together? Please. I have my dignity, you know."
"You sir, are a cad. I fling my poo in your general direction."
"I like this bein' the Cheerleader in Chief a whole lot better'n I liked bein' the Commanderer an' Decider in Chief. Hey, Laura! Watch me do the splits!"
Alas, one plastic surgery too many and Joan Rivers had to retire from public life.
Ugh!!! What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
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