"Hey! Are you awake? Hey! Hey, check it out -- I'm a ring-tailed cross between Moe Howard and Robert Smith! Get it? Hey! HEY!!"
"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"
"Get off the furniture, ya lazy mutt!"
"You're exhausted! Stop being so competitive! You'll never be able to walk upright for more than three seconds. You are poised on the edge of a cliff! A step forward is not progress! Let's play chess."
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