"I am not overweight. I am underheight."
Alas, bride number sixteen would fare no better on the wedding night than had the first fifteen.
I know a lot of people won't recognize me without the Hawaiian shirt, but I just want to tell all my friends and acquaintances that, now that I've got a good tan and a new girlfriend, I'm pretty much over that mid-life crisis I was having.(Happy anniversary, Fred!)
They met through craigslist. His ad? "No fatties."
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