Given a choice, many would prefer to carve the head instead.
"The presidential pumpkin patch is the most sincere pumpkin patch in the country. The Great Pumpkin will come this year! You'll see. We've stayed the course and we've got the best pumpkins ever. The democrats are weak on pumpkins. They don't believe in the Great Pumpkin. They're not sincere. But I believe we've taken the appropriate steps to forge a new Great Pumpkin alliance. Thank you. No questions."
His IQ goes up ten points as long as he holds that gourd...
"Hey, where'd you get that no-brain melon?" "This came from a pumpkin patch down near Crawford." "Uhhh... we were talking to the pumpkin, Mr. President."
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