"Hey! I can fall to my untimely death on top of my house from here!"
"Man, this thing is a lot more fun when the power is on . . . "
Unfortunately, only moments later, he fell to his death when he collided with a world-record-setting paracutist.
"Okay, who ordered the extra-large salami?"
"It costs taxpayers big bucks to rescue freaky daredevils like you! No! Your face isn't the problem, it's the amount of stupid I see in it!"
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