In a bold cost-cutting move, Santa has replaced his elf-based workforce with cheaper imported labor. So far reactions are mixed.
Washington, D.C. -- Today President Bush offered to end domestic spying program for tasty banana and access to the rope swing.
"Yeah, hey, I gotcher naughty an' nice right HERE, pal. RIGHT FRIGGIN' HERE. Ya mook."
"Any of you punks wanna arm wrestle me?"
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