"I predict...we'll need the epoxy-remover. My hands are stuck. Happy new year!"
"I see myself finally coming out of the closet and telling my wife that I like to dress up as a gypsy woman. Finally the lies will end! Happy New Year!"
"No! Look away! The goldfish are feeling shy today!"
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