" . . . and now to summon Lord Cthulhu from sunken Ryleh to destroy the world of men!"
*Glug glug glug* "Ah, cool refreshing Conch Cola!"
"Hear the ocean, taste the ocean, what the hell's the damn difference? You know, human blood has the same salinity as ocean water, right? What I mean is- ugh! Jesus frickin' Christ! This stuff is nasty! I hear fish fuck in it, too."
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