"Yeah, this one's pretty sincere. But it's not quite orange enough. Sorry kid, but I'll be rising from a pumpkin patch in Broward county this year."
"This'll make a great pie! Pity it goes right through me...
"See? The ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter is Pumpkin pi."
That whole "let's super-glue Ted's hands to the giant pumpkin" prank doesn't seem so funny now, does it?
What they found after my neighbors moved...We wondered what happened to Grandpa Willard.
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