. o O (Ugh, blue makes me look SO fat... I said I wanted green, dammit, GREEN!)
This shouldn't happen to a *bzzzzt* Put tha tcattle prod away!
They did the coloring with Shar-Pei markers.
She knew what they said about her:She's spoiled, bitchy, high strung...But she stood there in dignity.Until an accident with some hair dye and a pyschotic clown changed her life...
Next on the Eukanuba Dog Show, the Roy G. Biv class...
Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh? What am I, a clown? Huh? Do you think I'm a clown? WELL, DO YOU?!?
I really hope this way of serving cotton candy doesn't catch on.
Hey.. it's who i am, ok? Why must you judge me for my lifestyle? you know YOU like it up the butt, too!
Tammy Faye Baker has just announced her new line of custom pets.
Sure, go ahead and laugh, but the bitches love my coat of many colors.
New this year at AKC dog shows, the Technicolor Dreamhound.
"The minute I get my chance, I'm going for their throats."
Today I said to my hair, I think a life down the drain or stuck in some bristle brush would be waaay better than what you're experiencing on my skin.
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