Robert's "Abs of Steel Wool" exercise program never seemed to catch on.
Never be at a loss for golf balls, with this handy new Ab Slab o' Balls! Comes in sepia, earth-tone tan, eggshell and taupe. Call now, operators are standing by!
"Let Dracula try and blow raspberries on my tummy now!"
Worst case of shingles I've ever seen
Should'a had that bug bite looked at, I guess . . .
This is what happens to swimmers when people don't cut those plastic bottle rings...
Can you imagine how horny this guy gets when he ovulates?
"47 hard-boiled eggs. Yes, this should provide sufficient sustainence for my cross-Channel swim."
"Treat me right or you'll be having a double helping of mother's Rubberized Pork Chops next Sunday too."
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