The newly-reincarnated Captain Kangaroo addresses the media: "Bob Keeshan is dead, I tell you! I'm the Captain! CAPTAIN KANGAROO!! Get Mr. Green Jeans and Bunny Rabbit on the line, they'll tell you who I am!"
. o O I have a lot to say if someone would just pull my damn string! O o .
"No.. no..i never saw a llama. Or a monkey. My mom just dropped me off at the front gate and said to do whatever Mr. Jackson asked and something about us getting a lot of money"
After all this time, I confess...I am the father of Lambchop's baby
Spokeschildren of the Damned.
Chatty Kathy's wet dream.
George Bush today nominated Chucky as the new head of FEMA.
Brian Bonsall turned 20 today and agreed that the Klingon kid bit was a major career guffaw.
"I'd just like to state once again for the record that I am not Barbie and Ken's love-child. Everybody knows Ken is gay."
"I just want to announce that I will no longer be affiliated with *that* blue jean company. While there is nothing wrong with the company or the management, we have come to a mutual agreement to end my affiliation with them. I have decided to spend my time pursuing my acting career."
A spokesperson for American Girl dolls responded to the calls for boycott…
"Thanks folks. That's it. Duty calls. Gotta milk the squid."
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