"Coulter and Walker -- they're cops!"
Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony . . . or would, if ivory wasn't a stone-cold bitch.
"You can take your hand out of my ass now, Ms. Coulter." *ahem* "...I said, you can take your hand out of my ass, now, Ms. Coulter." *crickets* "I SAID, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF MY- WHOA, JESUS GOD, MY PROSTATE!!!"
"Look at them.. I think they're concerned that demons are about to spring fully formed from your spaghetti straps."
"But Jimmy, hate-mongering and spewing conservative vitrol are Dy-no-mite!"
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"Coulter and Walker -- they're cops!"
Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony . . . or would, if ivory wasn't a stone-cold bitch.
"You can take your hand out of my ass now, Ms. Coulter." *ahem* "...I said, you can take your hand out of my ass, now, Ms. Coulter." *crickets* "I SAID, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF MY- WHOA, JESUS GOD, MY PROSTATE!!!"
"Look at them.. I think they're concerned that demons are about to spring fully formed from your spaghetti straps."
"But Jimmy, hate-mongering and spewing conservative vitrol are Dy-no-mite!"
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