"I'm Ho-Ho-Ho-HUGE!"
There's a point where Santa's weight problem gets so out of control that you have to wonder if he's really still trying to fit down the chimney, or instead just sitting on the chimney for... "other" reasons.
"Santa Kong"
GM's financial woes lead the automaker to create a genetically engineered giant Santa who can eat iron ore and shit cars. Stockholders are doubtful.
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"I'm Ho-Ho-Ho-HUGE!"
There's a point where Santa's weight problem gets so out of control that you have to wonder if he's really still trying to fit down the chimney, or instead just sitting on the chimney for... "other" reasons.
"Santa Kong"
GM's financial woes lead the automaker to create a genetically engineered giant Santa who can eat iron ore and shit cars. Stockholders are doubtful.
Post a Comment