"See, the thing is, we've been running out of lumps of coal for years. So, starting this year, all the bad little boys and girls are going to get a lump of sea turtle dung in their stockings instead. Clever, eh?"
[You know, I've been thinking about instituting a caption of the week/month/year or something like that. "Jacques Claus-teau" would definitely qualify.]
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"Rudolph's in the shop, kids. This is a rental."
It's the undersea adventures of Jacques Claus-teau!
[I'm kicking myself for not thinking of that. Or, wait...maybe I should be kicking you...? ;)]
"See, the thing is, we've been running out of lumps of coal for years. So, starting this year, all the bad little boys and girls are going to get a lump of sea turtle dung in their stockings instead. Clever, eh?"
("Jacques Claus-teau"? LMAO!!)
In the off season, Santa loves to vacation in Cancun.
You know, it looks like fun, but that waterlogged wool suit must be so uncomfortable.
[You know, I've been thinking about instituting a caption of the week/month/year or something like that. "Jacques Claus-teau" would definitely qualify.]
"Look, this isn't what it looks like. This sea turtle has been a very good sea turtle, and specifically asked for it."
[Thanks for the props on the "Claus-teau" cap. I'm humbled -- I just thought it was a stupid pun to use when I couldn't think of anything better.]
[Oh, it is that, too, don't worry. ;)]
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