Trying to diagram just one of Sarah Palin's sentences proved to be an insurmountable obstacle to even the best scholars and legal experts the country has to offer.
"Why should we hire you? It says here on your resume that you're a walking stain magnet, you're good at blowing your nose in your hands and your last job was as a part time speed bump." "Because I'm one kerchief tied to a stick away from riding the rails."
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Trying to diagram just one of Sarah Palin's sentences proved to be an insurmountable obstacle to even the best scholars and legal experts the country has to offer.
"Wait . . . oh, my God! It does authorize death panels! Holy crap! Guess we should'a read this thing before we passed it . . . "
"Why should we hire you? It says here on your resume that you're a walking stain magnet, you're good at blowing your nose in your hands and your last job was as a part time speed bump." "Because I'm one kerchief tied to a stick away from riding the rails."
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