Trying to diagram just one of Sarah Palin's sentences proved to be an insurmountable obstacle to even the best scholars and legal experts the country has to offer.
"Wait . . . oh, my God! It does authorize death panels! Holy crap! Guess we should'a read this thing before we passed it . . . "
"Why should we hire you? It says here on your resume that you're a walking stain magnet, you're good at blowing your nose in your hands and your last job was as a part time speed bump." "Because I'm one kerchief tied to a stick away from riding the rails."
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