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"Duuuuuude...wait, what? Don't harsh my mellow, man."What, haven't you ever see a baked potato?
"Honey? There's a family of rutebegas moving in next door.""Damn neighborhood is going to hell!"
"Watch and learn, ancient pueblo dwellers. Banging your mouth on a door like this is cheaper than collagen injections."
Every time you walk past an abandoned building, this is what stares at you through the cracks in the door.
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