Cupid sure doesn't look the way I thought he would.
With friends like these, who needs sea anemones?
"If you don't say you'll be mine, I'll tug the string on the stingray's barbed tail. It will instantly pierce your back bone then affect your heart's electrical functioning. Even if its venom doesn't make it to your heart, it will at least hang around your wound site causing tissue necrosis and cellular death. That's how much I love you."
"Don't flatter yourself lady, this stuff is for the stingray."
"OK, the aquarium was fun the first time,, but every year?"
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