"Give me an introduction to thirty of your friends and I let you go. The wife needs a winter coat."
"Give us a kiss, luv!"
"I was in a movie with Bill Murray. What have you ever done?"
"Give us a kiss, luv!"*Face gets bitten off quite badly**Six weeks of nuclear winter ensue*
"Give us a kiss, luv!"*Ten minutes of groundhog tongue being thrust down unsuspecting man's throat**Six weeks of combined STD/rabies treatment ensue*
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