"Excuse me, do you have 'Moby Dick'?"
It was a bit intimidating to have to walk past the records of every shark attack in the area, but it made sure that only *serious* surfers used the beach.
"Bob! we said 'surf wax removal'! That's the seventh picture book on DYS Brazilian Wax you've read cover to cover! We're out of here, perv!"
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