Hey, you pays your quarter, you takes your chances. Nobody promised you a prince.
This is where the magic happens.Nobody said it was very good magic.
Why go to Disneyland, when you can go to Nightmare Fuel Park for a quarter of the price! (Or maybe just a quarter.)
Meanwhile, down at the Wal*Mart impound lot . . .
"Dumb@ss! Why'd you tell the cat beside you 'I see the bony, beckoning finger of Death approaching you'? It coulda run for glue remover!"
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