Don't tickle him. Just don't.
"Tickle Me Elmo? No, that's my more-famous cousin. I'm Grab Your Nuts And Squeeze Them Until You Turn Blue And Give Me A Dollar Elmo. Come here, let me show you how I got my name..."
"Quit picking on me! Four grandmas died to make this suit. Show a little respect!"
Panhandle Me Elmo is sure to be the number-one toy this Christmas.
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