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TV Bloopers: "Turn on the Bubble Machine!", Lawrence Welk instructed. Then just before going to commercial, he shouted to the camera man, "I'd sell my soul for the good old days and the simple pleasure of a champagne enema!"
I spent an entire minute trying to come up with a cap for this and never could. I'd like that minute back, please.
[All caps final. No refunds or exchanges.]
"It's our collective IQ!"
"Oh, wait. Reverse it then."
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