"Whadya mean I ain't got what it takes to be a Playboy bunny?"
There was no shortage of mourners at Anna Nicole's funeral.
In what some were saying was a questionable marketing decision, the Angels announced Baby Boomer Rave Night as a way to put old, ecstatic butts in the seats.
PS -- I was going to say something along the lines of Hugh Hefner being an equal opportunity employer, but it seemd redundant after Fred's cap. Thanks, Fred!
"Over sixty and I'm still hoppin' in the sense of like a rabbit... hoppin' away on one good leg. And Flashy knows what he's talkin' about because it's his own private Arbor Day three times a night... if you get my drift."
Like the Energizer Bunny, he keeps going and going. Albiet in his pants.
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