"They've glued an electro-clamp to my left incisor so that if I deviate from strict obedience, anyone I happen to be with can... YOW!... The glasses are to keep the eye I have left from shooting out."
"Yo. Where da bitches at?"
"I'm gonna bite the hell out of the next person who says 'What up, dawg?' I swear I will. Try me. I dare you. I double-dog dare you."
Grand masters of ceremony, Right Said Fred, lead the Akron Memorial Day Parade down Merchants Mile!
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