The chicken, of course, died of exhaustion shortly afterwards.
"Oh, look, dear! Somebody got Rosie O'Donnell some festive panty hose! How sweet!"
"One...two...three..f--""Robert, stop that. Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
"Is that one starting to hatch...? Uh oh... hold my hand, Frank, I'm scared!"
"They'd love to unhinge their shells and swallow us whole but they're too chicken."
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