"Says here in The Blind Handbook you're not supposed to suddenly take off after three legged cats. One more thing... how does your blind owner manage to locate and pick up your excretions?"
" I, officer Barky, do swear to protect and serve to the best of my ability.""Arf!!""Good boy."
"Look, it says right here that it's your duty. Now get up in that tree and rescue that kitten. And no eating this time!"
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