In a startling development, France has surrendered to a giant soccer ball from outer space.
"Who is saying that about my ego? If I were king and not just president, I'd order the phone exchange prefixes changed to "666"!!! Can you imagine how apeshit everyone would go? Bwa-ha-haaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Once again, Godzilla wins the World Cup.
Electrify it like Beckham!
"Say, what's David Blaine doing trapped inside that thing?"
"It's alive! It's Alive! IT'S ALIVE!"
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