"So I phoned Mrs. Claus up from some chimney to let her know I'd be late and I'd been delivering for over ten hours and other stuff... And all she could say was, “Santa, if you’re going to go on and on about your chest pains, I’m hanging up right now."
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"Y'all got your damn toys last night! Santa's off to the chiropracter now."
"So I phoned Mrs. Claus up from some chimney to let her know I'd be late and I'd been delivering for over ten hours and other stuff... And all she could say was, “Santa, if you’re going to go on and on about your chest pains, I’m hanging up right now."
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