The body of local analrapist Tobias Fünke was discovered today. Officials have determined the cause of death to be blood poisoning from the coating of blue paint and diamond dust found all over his body except for the parts covered by a pair of cutoff shorts. Fünke's immediate family could not be reached for comment.
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Meanwhile, in the Swedish version of "Avatar"...
The body of local analrapist Tobias Fünke was discovered today. Officials have determined the cause of death to be blood poisoning from the coating of blue paint and diamond dust found all over his body except for the parts covered by a pair of cutoff shorts. Fünke's immediate family could not be reached for comment.
"You look Smurftabulous!"
"...and when you awake, you will be the newest member of the Blue Man Group, and you will remember nothing before this day..."
With war paint on Trujillo was ready for combat.
Mr Wonka told you and told you not to try the gum yet.
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