"Now cough."
"Well, on the plus side, I'm exceptionally well hung."
"That's right, it's a .45 in your butt, Nessie. Think you can outswim a bullet? Let the nice people snap your picture so you can get back to floating your smelly air bicuits."
It may be small, and it may be interspecies, but it still brings a smile to this old girl's face.
"Sir, I have located the creature and am making contact.""Roger that.""Oh, I am, sir, I am!"
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"Now cough."
"Well, on the plus side, I'm exceptionally well hung."
"That's right, it's a .45 in your butt, Nessie. Think you can outswim a bullet? Let the nice people snap your picture so you can get back to floating your smelly air bicuits."
It may be small, and it may be interspecies, but it still brings a smile to this old girl's face.
"Sir, I have located the creature and am making contact."
"Roger that."
"Oh, I am, sir, I am!"
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