"Look, pal, you gonna sell me my smokes or what?"
"Whaddaya men, show my ID? It's right here on my collar! Are ya blind?"
"'course, if you are blind, my brother's a seein'-eye dog, could really use the work. I'm just sayin'."
I have this *friend* who needs some type of medication that will stop his incessant licking of himself. Got any?
"Baconbaconbaconbacon I smell BACON!! BACON!!!! BACO- huh? What's that? Snausages? Oh. Well, never mind, then. Sorry to have bothered you."
"Whaddaya mean, you're out of beef jerky? Vick is gonna kill me. Is there another way out of here?"
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"Look, pal, you gonna sell me my smokes or what?"
"Whaddaya men, show my ID? It's right here on my collar! Are ya blind?"
"'course, if you are blind, my brother's a seein'-eye dog, could really use the work. I'm just sayin'."
I have this *friend* who needs some type of medication that will stop his incessant licking of himself. Got any?
"Baconbaconbaconbacon I smell BACON!! BACON!!!! BACO- huh? What's that? Snausages? Oh. Well, never mind, then. Sorry to have bothered you."
"Whaddaya mean, you're out of beef jerky? Vick is gonna kill me. Is there another way out of here?"
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