"Yes I will wear a whole outfit made of chocolate for you tonight. If you turn up late, I'll be sitting in a darkened corner gnawing on my skirt! Be timely, brute or I'll start without you."
"For the love of God, wipe off the seat when you're done!"
"What? You never heard of exercise shrinkage?"
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"Yes I will wear a whole outfit made of chocolate for you tonight. If you turn up late, I'll be sitting in a darkened corner gnawing on my skirt! Be timely, brute or I'll start without you."
"For the love of God, wipe off the seat when you're done!"
"What? You never heard of exercise shrinkage?"
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