Dude, you've got it all wrong -- you're supposed to use beer to get pussy, not puppy.
The first stage of getting better is admitting you have a problem.
"Man, this beer smells like ass -- and I love it!"
"Yappy? why do you spend so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis when you only have to realize you're not popular anyway?"
Sure, one drink, and next thing you know you're howling at the moon and humping some stranger's leg.The dog's pretty bad, too, come to think of it.
"SOYLENT ALE, ITS MADE OF PUPPIES!!!"
This is why Lindsay Lohan should NOT be allowed to have a dog!
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Dude, you've got it all wrong -- you're supposed to use beer to get pussy, not puppy.
The first stage of getting better is admitting you have a problem.
"Man, this beer smells like ass -- and I love it!"
"Yappy? why do you spend so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis when you only have to realize you're not popular anyway?"
Sure, one drink, and next thing you know you're howling at the moon and humping some stranger's leg.
The dog's pretty bad, too, come to think of it.
"SOYLENT ALE, ITS MADE OF PUPPIES!!!"
This is why Lindsay Lohan should NOT be allowed to have a dog!
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