The newly-reincarnated Captain Kangaroo addresses the media: "Bob Keeshan is dead, I tell you! I'm the Captain! CAPTAIN KANGAROO!! Get Mr. Green Jeans and Bunny Rabbit on the line, they'll tell you who I am!"
"No.. no..i never saw a llama. Or a monkey. My mom just dropped me off at the front gate and said to do whatever Mr. Jackson asked and something about us getting a lot of money"
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The newly-reincarnated Captain Kangaroo addresses the media: "Bob Keeshan is dead, I tell you! I'm the Captain! CAPTAIN KANGAROO!! Get Mr. Green Jeans and Bunny Rabbit on the line, they'll tell you who I am!"
. o O I have a lot to say if someone would just pull my damn string! O o .
"No.. no..i never saw a llama. Or a monkey. My mom just dropped me off at the front gate and said to do whatever Mr. Jackson asked and something about us getting a lot of money"
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