The horrible fate of the Swiss Miss, next on Oprah.
Guiness had two records this day. The largest mug of hot chocolate, and the largest number of kids in one place with burns on their tongues.
"Okay, who let the Staypuft Marshmallow Man get into the jacuzzi?"
"I can't now. My urologist says high levels of arginine stimulate the replication of my herpes virus."
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