"When you said we would really 'clean up' at the art auction..."
"Meh. Cleaning my velvet Elvis is a lot harder than this."
"What's next?""We have to clean under the statues wangs."
"Check it out - I've airbrushed a mustache on one of the Sabine women.""Cool! I just neutered one of Abraham's goats!"
"Hey Henry. Think anyone'll notice my Brachiosaurus?"
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