"Sorry sir, but your sign says you're nude, and yet you're wearing a sign. That's false advertising. I have to take you in."
"A million stories in the naked city, and not one of them is young, blonde, female and hot." *sigh* "On your way, fella, nothing to see here."
"Could be worse. Last week's challenge was to pogo-stick 20 miles nude."
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