The latest abomination from Castle Frankensox.
The tattoo I can understand. They're hip these days. But slicing open both sides of your face with a razor just so it can be stitched up like a baseball? Dude, that seems just a skosh bit extreme.
Most mothers fantasize about kids who need baseball bats applied frequently to their skulls instead of simply dreaming about dipping them in chocolate and eating them. Okay I'm just sayin'...
Joey combines his love for the Red Sox with his favorite movie - the Exorcist.
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