"Remember, kids, keep your rubber side up and your rubber side down... wait a minute... I mean, always be sure to wear your rubbers! Especially you boys! ...Oh boy..."
"Wait... the notes. Please exkuse Billy from being absent yesterday. He had diahear, diaheah, dyeh, he shits, and yours Please exkcuse Debbie from fizical ed yesterday. She had loose vowels."(brrrrap!) "Gramps?... when's Mom coming back?"
"Finally, kids! A school bus I can get drunk and tip over while driving you to school!"
"It's for tunnels. Now shut up and get on."
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