Certain birth defects come in handy when Ducan Donuts runs out of boxes.
"Wuke? It'th me, Weia. May da fowth be with oo."
Donut Baby possesses the power to raise criminals' blood-sugar to dangerously high levels and make them fall asleep at meetings. Her disadvantage is that she is neutralized by her own personal Kryptonite, hot black coffee.
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