"One: You're not Jack Frost. And two: that's not my nose."
"Now go! Go, and CONQUER!! MUWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!"
"So do you know Carrot Top? Because I really like Carrot Top."
"Sorry. Setting you up in the Arctic come springtime is not possible. I wonder if Canada will let me have Newfoundland. It's closer. I'll pay cash."
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