It takes a tender man to make a tough chicken.
"My, that's a big cock you have there, Jason. Uhh... I mean, I'm just sayin'."
"So. Whatcha doin'?""Building a giant robot rooster army.""Ayup." [pause] "Looks like it might rain."
"I dunno, Frank. The 'Trojan Chicken' just doesn't have the same oomf. Knowudyemean?"
"Wait.. Let's try the guillotine first."
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