"Man, this Coca Cola stuff tastes like shit!"
"Hey ladies . . . interested?"
Even cannibal polar bears are so darn cute!
"So I'm like 'Polar? I hardly know 'er!' "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Try not to eat your waitresses!"
No, seriously, dude, it's an Eskimo delicacy. Try it, before it's all extinct and everything.
"You... swing both ways?""Yeah. I'm bi-polar."
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