"Man, this is ridiculous! How the heck does that fish ride this thing?"
"Not only will I go chasing waterfalls, on this bike, I'll catch them!"
As it happened, moving the Tour de France to New Orleans wasn't such a great idea..
"I'm Spartacus!""No, I'm Spartacus."*Stops suddenly for girl on bike...*"She's Spartacus!"
"Psst... do you think you could you beat Lance Armstrong?""Sure. Over the head with my water bottle."
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